Life is the sum of all your choices.

Pick up line.

Boy: I'll buy you food.

So like over spring break, I stayed home instead of going to Florida with my family, and so they decided to take a cardboard cutout of my face with them.

Microsoft Word: You could you do it, you know 
Microsoft Word: Get off the internet, write your essay 
Tumblr: You wouldn't make it five minutes

laughingstation:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

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